I was telling my friend a story the other day and it must have taken too long because he quietly took out his wallet and handed this to me.
He literally carries like 50 of them at all times.
needed this thank u
so… I’m done with finals now.
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.
this is incredible
I THOUGHT IT WAS A CANVAS PAINTING
this was too amazing not to reblog
WELL THAT WAS UNEXPECTED. woah.
tumblr has given me the ability to laugh at the stupidest shit in the world
in my head
with a straight face.
Yesterday we went to Walmart where you spent you birthday giftcard and money. You bought a devil costume. You said it’s “Not for Halloween, just for when I want to be a devil at home.” You also bought a Katy Perry wig and bubblegum, both the same shade of pink.
Future girlfriends: This is an acceptable purse.
“Will you hold my pur…” “Absolutely.”
I fully agree. ladies, this is your new pocket and purse alternative.
For years I’ve tried imagining something like this… but to see it… I need this.
Tomb Raider fashion line
shoutout to every girl ever for being hot as h*ck and making me hate myself
did u just censor e in the word heck
You’re d*rn right I did I’m trying to get into Heaven
If you can balance an education, a part time job, a social life, watching multiple tv series at once, seeing your family and your eyebrows look good, you’re on some witchcraft for sure.
(Me) “Look baby, I’m not the only one.” -shows picture of girls talking about how they’re always horny when they’re on their period- (Joe) “Yeah but you’re always horny so that doesn’t count.”
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